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Old 05-02-2008, 06:54 PM
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...if while you are recuperating from surgery your friends send you flowers and ask the florist if they have any Halloween containers to put them in. (And yes, they dug out Halloween containers for me)
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:14 PM
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oohhh mhooch, how that would brighten up your room and show how friends really care about you! nice, very nice!
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:45 PM
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If while at your sons very formal band banquet you catch yourself looking at all the gowns and thinking how they could be turned into really great glamour ghoul dresses.
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oohhh spooky mama, that would be to fun. i love sewing and i love re-creating
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Old 05-04-2008, 03:25 PM
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If your neighbor cleans out their storage and finds 3 boxes of halloween decor and gives it to you to go through. (Happened today to me)
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:28 AM
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"You might be a home haunter if people look at your house (decor) and will not easily believe that, "Yes, you do live in that house!"
See my house @ hauntedravensgrin.com See what you think?

The first question is usually followed by the question:"Do you sleep in that house?"
"Yes,upside down from a steel hook in the attic."

"Do you ever get scared in that house?"
Then I might break my calm demeanor and scream in their face , "YES!" just to see them jump!
It is a "Haunted", haunted house though.
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:03 AM
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Gym! You're back. Long time no hear dude. Sup?
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so, do those cars eat people? is that cat really there? do those vines squish the living daylights out of people? what if ...
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you spend more time & effort decorating for Halloween than you do for Christmas....
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...you find a really snarly limb on the brush pile and think it's the best free Halloween prop to be found for miles around
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