Your neighbors know it is November 1st when . . .

You ask to borrow their trailer to go shopping at the Spirit Clearance sale.

There is candy strewn all over the street, left by TOTs who ran from your house screaming.

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Nyx

(aka 1313 Mockingbird Lane)

When I tell them I am ready for next year.

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Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints....

When they ask, "What happened tp the Graveyard?"

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Wolfman

http://www.blogcrypt.com/Wolfman888/

You can be seen through the brightly lit windows of your home, at 4 am, wearing your lucky forum t-shirt, stretching, jogging in place, gulping down coffee, checking your watch, the computer displaying the latest traffic reports, checkbook in your shirt pocket, hunched over the kitchen table, scanning the newspaper open to the shopping pages...

Post halloween sales...oh yeah baby!!!

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Torturous. Malicious. Enslaving men to fulfill your evil and selfish desires. We could be such good friends.

Di-Ellen

You get your anit-depressant medication refilled for a year.

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" There could be no doubt of the design of my tormentors. Oh, most unrelenting! Oh, most demoniac of men! 'Death,' I said, 'any death but that of the pit.'"

- When they find you laying on your front lawn amid dropped candy and your props sobbing uncontrollably.

- When you keep looking up at the sky and screaming "Why god, why??? I can't make it another 364!!!"

- When you're not home, but in a tent setup in the parking lot of a holloween store. And you've gotten all your family members to go to camp out at other halloween stores.

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End Male Genital Mutilation. Don't circumcise.

Restore your fore' http://foreskinrestorationchat.info/

-When the curse on your haunted home and yard has been mysteriously lifted and your house actually looks like the others in the neighborhood.

-When you talk their ears off telling them about all the plans you have for next year!

When they hear the whirring, banging, whizzing, and rattling sounds coming from my garage as I work on next years props!

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Happy Haunting!!

when kids walking home from school say to there unlucky friends who didnt get to see it say "it was right here!!" ya sure it was.....