A UCLA Study...

CaptnJackSparrow · #1 (**permalink**) 04-16-2008, 12:47 PM

UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features. However, if she is at the end of her
cycle, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man
with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

jbrimaco · #2 (**permalink**) 05-07-2008, 08:23 AM

CaptnJackSparrow,
I am sorry but that was FUNNY!

perdidoman · #3 (**permalink**) 05-07-2008, 09:37 AM

Too funny

Muffy · #4 (**permalink**) 05-08-2008, 01:37 AM

I don't want to wreak the party here gents!!! BUT!! I can certainly vouch for the menopausel being attracted to a duct tape dude that is on fire!!

Long Live the Hormones!!

the Mischievious Muffster

PS...should mention that on my last trip to Lowes for coffin making supplies I did buy 6 rolls of duct tape. The idea in mind was to do one of these duct tape bodies, ya know you wrap a person in duct tape & then cut it off, put it on your PVC frame & tape it back together. Well I can't seem to get Jerry or Joe to let me wrap them up causeI had mentioned to them that Ghostess said when she wrapped up her ex-hubby she was sorry she did not just leave him in that state. I think these guys are concerned about how amusing I thought that was.

SO>>> we are having a cookout Sunday...having our neighbor & his famliy over cause he's been using his tractor to grade our driveway & plow up and disc the garden. The guys have suggested that we approach him Sunday & see if he will let us wrap him up.......his wife will be here and she is not menopausel yet BUT I know for sure she would not mind leaving him like that for a few days!!!I'll let ya know what happens!!

jbrimaco · #5 (**permalink**) 05-09-2008, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Muffy

I don't want to wreak the party here gents!!! BUT!! I can certainly vouch for the menopausel being attracted to a duct tape dude that is on fire!!

Long Live the Hormones!!

the Mischievious Muffster

PS...should mention that on my last trip to Lowes for coffin making supplies I did buy 6 rolls of duct tape. The idea in mind was to do one of these duct tape bodies, ya know you wrap a person in duct tape & then cut it off, put it on your PVC frame & tape it back together. Well I can't seem to get Jerry or Joe to let me wrap them up causeI had mentioned to them that Ghostess said when she wrapped up her ex-hubby she was sorry she did not just leave him in that state. I think these guys are concerned about how amusing I thought that was.

SO>>> we are having a cookout Sunday...having our neighbor & his famliy over cause he's been using his tractor to grade our driveway & plow up and disc the garden. The guys have suggested that we approach him Sunday & see if he will let us wrap him up.......his wife will be here and she is not menopausel yet BUT I know for sure she would not mind leaving him like that for a few days!!!I'll let ya know what happens!!

Muffy,
Thanks for being such a "cut-up"!

Muffy · #6 (**permalink**) 05-09-2008, 07:55 AM

Sometimes there is humor in just telling the truth!!

Muf (big grin!)