You are looking a bit pale my dear. I think you might need another dose of bad vampire joke thereapy..."Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood". Feel better now dear?
I went to the doctor today and said, "Doctor, doctor I've been bitten by a vampire." He said, "Here drink this glass of water." I asked if it would make me feel better. He said, "No, but at least we can see if your neck leaks!"
Oh dear Morbidia of course it's not the color of your teeth...a girl with an apatite like yours always has the healthiest red glow about her teeth. I was just thinking the points could be a bit sharper. By the way dear, have you heard that "lip stain" is the in fashion this season. Are you ahead of the trend....or did you perhaps start this fashion statement?
But of course I'll be your friend darling... and your roommate's too, if she'll have me. Just keep the fangs to yourself! And share your wardrobe once in a while....
Sweetheart...I don't know how to say this tactfully; but you really need to do something about those teeth. Do you need a referral to a good dentist. I only say this because I care dear. LOL
