Get to know our Gallery of Goulish Gourds year-round, with the new "2008 'Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Calendar", brimstone-hot off the press, and available at --
www.cafepress.com/thepumpkinshop
-- where you'll also be accosted by our sinister-yet-stylish line of "Bad Seed" wear, creepy cups and crawly coasters, and a painful assortment of additional garish goodies.
Plus!, dedicatedly-demented Home Haunters can choose from among the NHHA's ("National Home Haunters Association") scary shrouds and other spooky swag, also lurking there, to remind their fanatic fiends and nervous neighbors what first-class fright fabricators they really are!
Carpe Noctum!
SOT